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Shanghai Shenhua Stadium used as golf driving range

Hongkou Football stadium, home of Chinese Super League club Shanghai Shenhua, is being used as a golf driving range …

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Cheng: Don’t fight crazy with crazy, rethink these new rules

When my three-year-old is bad sometimes I have to go to the radical step of taking away all his toys. That seems to be the thinking of the General Administration of Sports and the CFA with their new...

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Malawi’s national stadium to be opened by … Guangzhou R&F

An early contender for most unlikely pre-season friendly in the world in 2017 will take place in Malawi’s new Bingu National Stadium when Guangzhou R&F play Malawi’s under 23 side.

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Pub Talk: The names change but the Chinese football game remains the same +...

Like salmon returning from the Atlantic, leaping up whitewater rapids to spawn in a Scottish loch, your wondering pundits are back in the Pub after a long hiatus. The beer is still flowing, but an...

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Did Tevez Cause China U-23 Group Stage Elimination?

To those with only a rudimentary ability at gaining a firm grasp on straws, it would seem as though host team China’s group stage elimination from the AFC under-23 championships last week had nothing...

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Shenhua field forty-something chairman against Liverpool

Zhu Jun, the controversial owner of Shanghai Shenhua, made his club an international laughing stock last night after naming himself in the starting XI against Liverpool in the Port of Rotterdam...

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Maradona to lead Shenhua under bizarre coaching system?

According to a flurry of recent media reports, Shanghai Shenhua’s flamboyant owner Zhu Jun is trying to persuade Diego Maradona to coach his side next season. The news may come as a shock to many...

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Shandong clinch championship as club bus attacked after match

Shandong Luneng are the 2010 Chinese Super League champions, after drawing 1-1 away to basement side Nanchang in an oddly-scheduled game  at 3.40pm on a Wednesday afternoon. They take the Chinese Super...

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Fans bemused by 30-minute half-time break

The wierd and wonderful world of Chinese football threw up another bizarre surprise when an announcement told fans at Shanghai’s Hongkou stadium on Sunday that the half-time period in their game...

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Greentown forced out of Hangzhou

As is customary, the new season’s Chinese Super League fixture list threw up some interesting anomalies, not least of which was the fact that Hangzhou Greentown will not play any Chinese Super League...

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Nanchang fan abuses referee over stadium loudspeaker

It’s something most fans have probably thought about after watching their side fall foul of poor refereeing: take the stadium mike and get the crowd to join in a chant questioning the match officials’s...

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See Ya Later, We Hardly Knew Ye….

There are a lot of Chinese Super League oddities that take a long time to get used to, one in particular is the transfer window.  Unlike in Europe where news of a friend of a transfer target’s brother...

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Swollen testicles behind Beijing star’s early exit

is of course a sensible football journal where one can find a reliable stream of news and views on the Chinese game. Well, as sensible as our eccentric subject matter allows, that is. You’ll forgive...

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The FA Cup’s Back…And It’s Stranger Than Ever!

The last time China held its version of the FA Cup was in 2006, it then disappeared for the next 2 years, supposedly due to the Olympics.  The CFA started discussing bringing it back in 2009, but like...

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Always Finding New Ways to Screw the Opponent…

If those involved in Chinese football were as inventive in finding and promoting skilled players as they are at finding new ways to screw over the opposition, China would be in the top 10 in the FIFA...

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Only in the CSL… 1

This is Part 1 in a series that is sure to have many parts as the season goes on, the unique, some would say crazy, nature of Chinese football almost guarantees it.  As much as we love Chinese...

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Players and WAGs Taking to Internet to Slag Off Referees…

A player sending out an explitive filled tweet.  Another one openly questioning a referee’s decision via a tweet.  A player’s wife using tweets to attack a referee.  Does it all sound like another...

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Hump Day Humor: Watch the Pint Sized Pitch Invader

When you’re supposed to be the authority on Chinese soccer, it doesn’t feel good to get pipped by the Huffington Post.  I’m sort of the Minister of Propoganda for the site and prefer to focus on the...

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Another Chinese Failure – Blame the Referees, Blame the Players,Blame the CFA

If you’re looking for a full, non-profanity laced and loaded with plaudits match report regarding last night’s Olympic team match, you can visit the CFA’s beautiful new English language site.  See, now...

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Only in the CSL… 2

I’ve witnessed and heard of a lot of odd things in my years of following the Chinese Super League, but this might take the cake. Beijing Guoan’s manager Jamie Pacheco has been suspended 8 matches and...

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Chinese Inter Milan fans beat Chinese AC Milan fan

AC and Inter Milan are both in Beijing for Saturday night’s Italian Super Cup clash.  The sides both arrived an hour apart at Capital Airport and were met by massive crowds.  It’s hard to walk around...

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Tianjin Teda Become the Away Team in Their Own Stadium

Saturday night offered a number of tough choices for football fans in northern China.  The Bird’s Nest hosted the annual major match to celebrate the anniversary of the Olympics, this year’s was a...

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Hump Day Video Amusement: Mud Football Comes to the Bird’s Nest

No, this isn’t an indictment on the crappy, used-once-a-year pitch at China’s National Stadium. How do you follow up hosting a major international match between two of the most famous clubs in the...

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Muriqui Quitting Guangzhou Because of CFA Punishment?

We know the CFA is an incredibly frustrating body to deal with, but to the point of quitting Chinese soccer? Guangzhou Hengda’s star Muriqui, whose been one of the brightest stars on a team filled with...

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Shenhua to leave Shanghai for CFA cup, and possibly entire 2012 season

Shanghai Shenhua has outraged its support by announcing it will play its CFA cup games this season in the city of Wuhu in Anhui province. The club confirmed the plan on its offical weibo, and Sina...

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Friday Video Amusement – Not All Chinese Fans Hate Each Other!

It’s Friday, you’re waiting for the weekend to finally begin, you want to get out of the office, I do too. Therefore, I’m not going to write a long post about the possibilities of Beijing Guoan going...

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Mosquito attacks disrupt Shenhua training sessions

Shanghai Shenhua have encountered  a real buzz about the CFA cup in northern China –  although not in the way they may have imagined. The club are mystified as to why their training sessions ahead of...

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Only in the CSL: Soccer by Committee, Wenzhou Private Lending, Difficult Days...

When even Chinese media starts referring to the “Cultural Revolution” and “Red Guards”, you know you aren’t going down the right path. Such is the situation in Hangzhou these days, manager Wu Jingui...

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Shenhua coach invades pitch to lift injury-faking player

Shanghai Shenhua’s coach was so enraged by the play-acting of his own midfielder that he stormed angrily onto the pitch and dragged the offending injury-faker to his feet. The incident happened in the...

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Only in the CSL: Ending the Season with a Weekday Afternoon Match

Though I should be in the office right now, I’m not. Instead I’m sitting in a hotel room and as I look otu the window, I can see Hongkou Stadium through the rain. I took two days off from work and made...

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CFA Cup Final: Tianjin 2 – 1 Shandong

There are many things about this match that make it an “Only in the Chinese Super League” special edition, truly unusual circumstances.  For starters, this cup final was played just days before a major...

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Only in the CSL: Champions League’s A-Changin’

This post actually should be “Only in the AFC” as for once the Chinese Super League walks away without blame and instead a whole heap of blame falls on the shoulders of the AFC.  The Asian Football...

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Only in the CSL: Shaanxi Chanba Moving to Guizhou in 2012

Here at we have a bit of a culture clash whenever the topic of relocation comes up. To someone from the UK, the idea of a team relocating is unheard of, akin to an iconic building in the city suddenly...

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The (Seemingly) Neverending Saga of Yang Zhi

Today was the last day to submit final rosters to the AFC for this year’s Asian Champions League squads and in a surprise, Beijing Guoan’s squad didn’t include Yang Zhi.  Yang, ‘s Chinese Player of the...

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Nanchang Hengyuan Moving Back to Shanghai?

For those who are used to European football, the announcement that Shaanxi Renhe was leaving Xian for Guizhou came as a massive shock, well, hold on tight folks, we could be looking at more madness. In...

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Nicolas Anelka: “I just became the new player-manager of Shanghai Shenhua”

In a bizarre and unexpected development, Nicolas Anelka has announced he is  Shenhua’s new player-manager, following a confusing day of frenzied speculation in Shanghai. He made the announcement a...

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Moment of madness in Qingdao leads to brawl

Yesterday’s match in Qingdao between Jonoon and Shanghai Shenxin was an exciting one, though it was overshadowed by a late brawl. Perhaps frustrated by his team having just went down after Liu Jian...

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WEF Special: The bizarre downfall of Jean Tigana

International media  interest in Shanghai Shenhua is peaking once again, this time over the Jean Tigana saga. gives the definitive word on the affair in a must-read feature article for all Shenhua...

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Soccer Saturday in Beijing

Here at , we spend almost all of our time focusing on the Chinese Super League (CSL) and not very much talking about the other levels of football in China. Our intrepid reporter sacrificed his Saturday...

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Call it the “Cleo Rule”: CFA announces new rules on foreign players

Guangzhou Evergrande’s proposal to add  two foreign player roster spots came before a full CFA committee today and passed receiving the necessary 2/3rds majority. Of the 64 possible votes, there were...

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Speculation gone mad – Cristiano Ronaldo to China?

Unless you are currently under a footballing rock, you will be well aware that Cristiano Ronaldo is a bit sad at Real Madrid. The poor guy who only gets an estimated €11 million per year after his move...

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Lampard to Beijing Guoan – Impossible

General Manager of Beijing Guoan, Gao Chao has labeled the likelihood of current Chelsea legend Frank Lampard joining the Imperial Guards as ‘impossible’ amid claims from the British media that the...

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Sergo Batista: “I enjoy riding Shanghai garbage trucks”

In what seems an endless stream of bizarre Shanghai Shenhua stories this season, head coach Sergio Batista told local media he regularly rides refuse collection vehicles in the city. In an interview...

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CSL announces the squad for All-Star Game

By now, we’ve all come to realize that football’s a little different in China and, as if you need yet another example, the league holds an All-Star Game following the end of the season, typically...

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Jia A old timer’s match shows that old habits die hard

Chinese football once again allowed itself to be the punchline to a joke today when Sichuan players walked off the pitch to protest a referee’s call during a Jia A old timer’s match against Guangzhou....

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China’s most successful club on the brink of death? An in-depth background

Dalian Shide FC, China’s most decorated club with eight championships to its name, is clinging on for dear life despite emotional scenes at the end of last season as players and fans believed the club...

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Qingdao & Melkam involved in match fixing/unpaid wages row

After having spent eight seasons playing in China, it appears that Gabriel Melkam’s time here has come to an unhappy end, as the Nigerian is involved in a spat with his former club, Qingdao Jonoon....

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CSL relocation shocker: Shanghai Shenxin to move to Diaoyu Islands

Struggling Shanghai Shenxin are to make a shock relocation to the Diaoyu Islands in an effort to both attract more fans and curry favour with the Chinese establishment, can exclusively reveal. The...

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Ross: “Eight pointer” on Sunday between Shanghai East Asia and Guangzhou R&F

“The six pointer” is a well-worn football cliché but when Shanghai East Asia and Guangzhou R&F go head-to-head on Sunday night the CSL’s tie-breaker rules effectively make it an “eight point game.”...

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